"I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish." -- Lefty Gomez

How to be Smarter: When times are tough, it is important and necessary to get help from others. But do not allow a rescue of your life to turn into a hijacking of your life. Someone can be a support system and still encourage you to follow your own dreams and goals; there is no need to fold into someone else's life plan just because you need a little more support following your own. How to be Prettier: A skirt spring trend this year is the envelope hemline: seen here, here and here.

How to be (less) Awkward: How to walk on ice.