"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time.' So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance." -- Steven Wright

How to be Smarter: Your relationship status is a piece in the pie of your life, but it is not the whole plate. The answer to the question "who are you dating?" should not have the same answer as the question"who are you?". How to be Prettier: The Ada Wrap Belt is probably one of the best purchases I have made this year; I bought it after another girl in a boutique's fitting room suggested I try it on with a dress I was considering buying. I ended up buying the belt in burgundy, and I've used it often to belt everything from minidresses to long cardigans.

How to be (less) Awkward: Not awkward, just adorable: Photo Series Explains How to Make a Baby.