"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." -- Groucho Marx

How to be Smarter: Do not make one thing (one job, one relationship, one hobby) your only thing. Diversify your interests; there is room in your life to find and cultivate many wonderful things that will bring you happiness. How to be Prettier: "If someone stops by unannounced and you only have a few minutes to tidy up, focus on the bathroom. It's the only room where a guest will spend time alone, and consequently they'll pay more attention to their surroundings." -- Cleaning tip from Cup of Jo.

How to be (less) Awkward: Cute quiz: Are You A Good Texter?