"Where's your will to be weird?" -- Jim Morrison

How to be Smarter: 40 Things to Say Before You Die. [I really love these, especially #8]. How to be Prettier: Usually, if a glass of water is in front of you, you will drink it absent-mindedly. So to get more water into your body, focus on always having a glass of water near you: sitting on your desk, on your nightstand, in front of you at dinner. Just the availability of water close to you will probably get you drinking more.

How to be (less) Awkward: Not awkward, just cute: Cat-Friend vs. Dog-Friend. [A tiny bit of profanity].