"I had a job interview at an insurance company once, and the lady said 'Where do you see yourself in five years?' I said, 'Celebrating the fifth year anniversary of you asking me this question!'" -- Mitch Hedberg

How to be Smarter: Book Recommendation: Renegades Write the Rules. Good read for those who are interested in corporate social media, and/or applying those strategies to your own business or brand. How to be Prettier: The best dry shampoo I've tried: inexpensive, smells amazing, and did not make my (dark blonde) hair turn grey. Also, it is available at drugstores.

How to be (less) Awkward: The formula for showing respect for others is simple: do not talk down to anyone. The formula for showing respect for yourself is also simple: do not allow anyone to talk down to you.