"Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?" -- Stephen Colbert

How to be Smarter: Growing up, when adults tell kids everyone is a star, they are not sugarcoating life--it is the truth. Every person starts out an undiscovered star--you just need to find the right sky for you to shine in. Find the job, the school, the relationship, and/or the hobby that you are a success at (however you measure that), and watch your star rise and life expand is wonderful ways. How to be Prettier: A LBD that does sheer tastefully.

How to be (less) Awkward: When shaking someone's hand, stand up to show your respect for them.