"Be very strong... be very methodical in your life if you want to be a champion" -- Alberto Juantorena

How to be Smarter: Relationships with upstanding, decent people should be celebrated and shared, not hidden. If you are embarrassed to tell your mom who you are dating, it is probably a bad idea to be dating them. How to be Prettier: The longer you can sit with your hands under the dryer at the salon, the longer your polish stays on without chipping. (This has long been my hypothesis, but a recent four week-long study with myself as the subject confirmed this).

How to be (less) Awkward: Snuggly gag gift for sushi lovers.