"Don't call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses" -- Aaron Hill

How to be Smarter: The more unexpectedly harsher someone is with you is usually directly proportional to the number of personal issues they are dealing with that are unrelated to you. How to be Prettier: Stocking stuffer for a best friend--great girlie touch to a formal work outfit, or to layer on with gold bangles.

How to be (less) Awkward: Celebrities at My Parties -- cute idea and fun to look through.