"I was at this restaurant. The sign said 'Breakfast Anytime.' So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance" -- Steven Wright

How to be Smarter: You can't be a person who yells. Boys don't like to date girls that yell; girls don't like to be friends with other girls who yell; family members don't like to talk to other family members who yell; co-workers don't want people on their team that yell. Nobody, nobody, nobody likes the ones that yell. How to be Prettier: I just received in the mail my large, dangly butterfly earrings I ordered from this shop; they are lovely. I'm going to wear them with a streamlined dress so they really stand out.

How to be (less) Awkward: Amazing soaps for breakfast-lovers.