"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah'" -- Mitch Hedberg

How to be Smarter: People love to tell others their life should be more structured. But if you take everything out of a messy drawer and attempt to put it back in neatly, sometimes not all of it will fit. Just because someone tells you your drawers--or your life--should be more organized and linear, doesn't mean that is the best way for the things you find important to fit together. How to be Prettier: You can wear black and navy at the same time as long as it looks deliberate. Have the black be a true black, and the navy be an obvious navy. If the colors are too close together (i.e. a faded black top with a deep navy pair of pants), the look will appear sloppy and unplanned.

How to be (less) Awkward: Offbeat images/graphs/photos from the web.

PS: Check out the feature on SP&A today on A Vigilant Muse!