"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where you backbone ought to be" -- Clementine Paddleford

How to be Smarter: People that hold themselves to high standards tend to make better friends and romantic partners than people full of excuses. How to be Prettier: To the casual observer (which almost all boys and most girls are), the  difference in appearance in someone wearing five inch heels vs. someone wearing 3 inch heels is small. There is really no need to tower around in impossibility high heels if a shorter heel would make you much more comfortable.

How to be (less) Awkward: I spent an awfully long time browsing this zany retail site last night.