"I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you" -- Friedrich Nietzsche

How to be Smarter: History Lessons + Facebook Statuses = This. How to be Prettier: Two big trends for this fall are studs and plaid; I love how this pair of shoes combines both. I would wear them with a simple, short black dress.

How to be (less) Awkward: If you're walking behind a slow walker, jingle your keys to give them a heads-up someone is behind them and about to pass them.