"Fate is just what you call it when you don't know the name of the person screwing you over" -- Lois, Malcolm in the Middle (2000)

How to be Smarter: What Is It About 20-Somethings? How to be Prettier: In the same way nude heels elongate your legs, pointed-toe flats elongate your feet more than rounded-toes.

How to be (less) Awkward: When online dating, limit the number of pictures of yourself that you post to about 4-5, and have at least one be just a nice picture of you, by yourself, smiling.