"There's many a man has more hair than wit" -- William Shakespeare

How to be Smarter: I do not agree with everything in this article, but I found it to be interesting reading for those of us who like gender, relationships and sociology.   How to be Prettier: By showering before you get in the pool, your hair becomes saturated with water and won't absorb as much from the chemical-laden pool (Source).

 How to be (less) Awkward: The salt and pepper shakers should always be passed together at the dinner table, i.e., if someone asks for the salt, they get passed both the salt and pepper shakes.