"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head" -- Rita Rudner

How to be Smarter: A list of what one magazine is calling The New Book Classics—pretty interesting to see what you have read (and which ones you still need to pick up). How to be Prettier: A general rule of thumb is to buy high-end basics (i.e. an Elizabeth and James LBD) and more affordable trend-driven items (i.e. harem pants).

How to be (less) Awkward: Everyone is annoyed by someone who sighs loudly when they are assigned projects at work or given tasks in a group project.