How to be Smarter: I love googling “Six Word Memoir” and seeing what examples come up; this is one of my favorite articles that explains the phenomenon. How to be Prettier: In general, the least healthy food is kept in the middle aisles of the grocery store. The middle is usually where the Gushers and the Cheetos are kept; the edges of the store is usually where they keep the produce, premade sushis and salads, and other fresh foods. Try to steer clear of being tempted by unhealthy foods by sticking to the edges of the store.
How to be (less) Awkward: Even if you are eating with a paper napkin, treat it with the same care you would a cloth napkin: no ripping or balling it up.