How to be Smarter: You gotta stay relevant. Stay relevant at work, asking to help out on new projects. Stay relevant in the world, peruse Google News each morning. Stay relevant with your friends, inviting friends you are on the verge of losing touch with out to dinner. Stay relevant with your family, remembering to call far away grandparents. You gotta stay relevant. How to be Prettier: Most healthy eating plans call for lean protein. Am I the only person who had no idea what lean protein is? This link explains it well.
How to be (less) Awkward: I would love for one of my friends or roommates to get this alarm clock, just because it is so hilarious and I love the idea of someone I know bumbling around in the morning looking for a propeller.