"I'm going in for surgery this weekend. Don't worry, the doctors say I'll be fine; a lot of women get breast implants" -- Betty White

How to be Smarter: You're not getting any younger. If you want to be write a book, you better start today. If you love someone, you better tell them now. If you want to be healthier, put down those sweets in your hand. Whatever you're afraid to do, it's certainly not going to be easier to start tomorrow. How to be Prettier: The best toothbrushes are the ones that come with a tongue cleaner on the back of the brush. Like this one or this one.

How to be (less) Awkward: Pretty fun tool to use, whether you are thinking up band names, character names, blog names, screen names, or twitter names.