"It’s been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh…and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words" -- Ellen DeGeneres

How to be Smarter: The title of this is what caught me, but the story is what moved me. How to be Prettier: If you have to invent a situation to wear the outfit in the fitting room, it is probably not worth the money. I think every girl has bought an outfit to wear in the South of France while drinking a pineapple fruity drink on a long beach vacation, and I think 2 girls in the whole world have actually done that.

How to be (less) Awkward: Amusing site that lets you type in a blog’s name and it will “analyze” that person. Funny to do on either your own blog, or someone else’s.