"Say you were standing with one foot in the oven and one foot in an ice bucket. According to the percentage people, you would be perfectly comfortable" -- Bobby Bragan

How to be Smarter: The problem isn’t that you are too busy. The problem is you are having trying prioritizing what needs to get done, and what can wait.  How to be Prettier: Switching shampoos every once in a while for a wash or two really does perk my hair up. An inexpensive way to do this is to make a deal with your roommates that once a week you will borrow their shampoo and they can borrow yours.   How to be (less) Awkward: Garfield Minus Garfield—a hilarious site. And a great site to send to a boy to make him laugh.