"I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that?" -- Wendy Liebman

How to be Smarter: Keeping your life interesting is a job worth doing full-time. You must always be on the hunt for something you can join, learn, experience, travel, eat or grow with. Keeping one's life stimulating keeps one's self engaging. How to be Prettier: This summer, don't be afraid to try a long maxi dress instead of the usual shorter style--they are gaining popularity.

How to be (less) Awkward: Designer labels + 1990's Sitcom = Should Be On The Nanny.