How to be Smarter: I have a theory that everyone is a reader, just not everyone has found the type of books they like to read yet. Figuring out what you like to read is like channel surfing: try a fashion biography, try a relationship self-help, try a political commentary, try a historical fiction, try a magical realism. Flip through all the genres till you find a style that suits you. How to be Prettier: Love them or hate them, everyone loves looking at Michelle Tanner grown up.
How to be (less) Awkward: If someone has a profanity-free blog, respect the style and audience they write to and leave only profanity-free comments.