"The casual conversational tone of a blog is what makes it particularly dangerous" -- Daniel B. Beaulieu

How to be Smarter: Collect pens from your friends and families’ colleges and workplaces. Every time I reach for a writing utensil from my desk, I simile when I see the name of my best friend’s college or my dad’s company. How to be Prettier: In time for the movie, this interactive site has Sex and the City-themed clothing.

How to be (less) Awkward: Everyone always likes the person who suggests a toast. At lunch with friends or on a one-on-one dinner date, be sure to lead the table in a toast to a happy, non-controversial topic.