"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success" -- Robert Purvis

How to be Smarter: Only use your bed as a place to sleep. If you use it as a place to watch TV, play on the computer, or do homework, when it is actually time to go to sleep your body will be confused whether to be alert or asleep. How to be Prettier: Pretty people make others feel pretty. If you are cruising facebook pictures and someone looks extra nice, send them a quick message saying how great they look. If you are home for the weekend and your mom looks refreshed and happy, tell her. If you are at school and a classmate's hair was just cut, compliment them.

How to be (less) Awkward: I spent a long time this morning combing through this site, which bills itself as "an archive of strange and wonderful products."