How to be Smarter: 11 Points about...well, everything. How to be Prettier: At buffets, fill half your plate with salad first before doing anything else, so you are not tempted to fill it with less healthy options.
How to be (less) Awkward: When starting a blog, focus less on traffic then content. If the content is good, the traffic will follow. Not right away--give it 6 months or so--but traffic will come.