"Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath" -- Michael Caine

 How to be Smarter: Opting for the cold-water wash cycle will save you about $60 a year, and is more environmentally friendly (Source). How to be Prettier: Rolling up the sleeves on your cardigan gives both the outfit and your body shape more definition.

How to be (less) Awkward: This list of "101 Ways to Say I Love You" are all completely awkward. I do not recommend about 95% of them and my favorite hilarious one is: "You cast a spell on me that can't be broken."