"Don't forget to eat!" --Cookie Monster, Sesame Street

How to be Smarter: Date boys that appreciate your sense of humor. What you think is funny is such an entrenched part of your personality, that if you and your boyfriend can't agree on what jokes are funny, what can you agree on? How to be Prettier: I want to hang this over my desk.

How to be (less) Awkward: Cards don't need to be sent only on birthdays. They have the "Thinking of You" and "Have a Nice Day" e-cards for a reason--to send to friends and moms and boyfriends when there is no reason.