"True love is like a pair of socks; you gotta have two and they've gotta match" -- Author Unknown

How to be Smarter: Try to live your life as a baseline friendly person, and for a step up, work on being personable. How to be Prettier: Don't confuse wearing all black with automatically being stylish. You can wear all black and be stylish--or you can be wearing all black and just be matching.

How to be (less) Awkward: Check Out My Bowlcut.