"Macho does not prove mucho" -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

How to be Smarter: Go on family vacations when they are offered to you. Not only will you bond with your family, they are usually free, and they won't be offered to you free of charge forever. How to be Prettier: Everyone needs a romper for spring/summer this year.

How to be (less) Awkward: Find a quiet place on campus to talk when you need privacy and to escape your dorm room--either a little corner in the auditorium or a nook in the hallway of your building. It's important to know you have place to talk privately with your friends and family who are not around.