"Do not put your spoon into the pot which does not boil for you" -- Romanian Proverb

How to be Smarter: You cannot have two number one priorities. Either decide which one is more important, or schedule the spacing of your life differently so they can be both be number one at separate times. How to be Prettier: Lauren Conrad's Kohl's collection is way more awesome then I expected. I already ordered this white sparkly sheath dress.

How to be (less) Awkward: Some people look trendy in a sequined blazer; most people look like magicians.