How to be Smarter: If you are buying a new Dell computer, you can now customize the color with one of 26 OPI shades! OPI is a popular nail polish brand. Just click on "Colors". How to be Prettier: Continuing with the nail polish theme, doing one extra coat of polish more than you usually do will help your nails to last another few days, and lower chipping rates.
How to be (less) Awkward: In my experience, the more defensive someone is about something, the more likely they are to be lying to you.