"A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life" -- Irish Saying

How to be Smarter: Particularly interesting article on women and their labor force participation. How to be Prettier: This is a precious heart ring, and it is on sale.

How to be (less) Awkward: Be gentle with yourself. You're trying. That's all you can ask for. If you don't get it today, you can try again and get it tomorrow.