“I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide...” -- Mitch Hedberg

How to be Smarter: Love the deals on this site -- just click on your city and see the daily deal of the day. How to be Prettier: It is good to freshen up the day of a date--but no waxing your eyebrows, as you might get red.

How to be (less) Awkward:  I think in general, girls spend a lot of time thinking about their wedding and the table settings and the flowers and the bridesmaids. But remember not to spend so much time focusing on the one-day event, and more focusing on the concept of being married to someone--the right someone-- forever.