"You punch me, I punch back. I do not believe it's good for one's self-respect to be a punching bag" -- Edward Koch

How to be Smarter: Most girls are very sensitive are being too clingy when they first like boys. But don't confuse being clingy with being sweet. It is great to be sweet--everyone likes sweet. Sending a text that says "Hope your day is going well...can't wait to see you this weekend!" is sweet. Sending 17 texts about weekend plans and calling three times to "check in" is clingy. Just err more on the sweet side and you are fine. How to be Prettier: If you are lucky enough to have two pairs of Uggs, have one pair be the everyday pair, in Chestnut, Black, or Grey, and one pair be the fun pair, in Mulberry.

How to be (less) Awkward: If you are at work, dry your hands completely before leaving the bathroom so you don't walk out with damp hands and your boss instantly asks you to shake the new investor's hand. If you are on a date with a boy, it is not a bad thing if he comes out of the bathroom with damp hands--it means he washed them. :)