"A man's gotta make at least one bet a day, else he could be walking around lucky and never know it" -- Jim Jones

How to be Smarter: Date boys that have lots of nice friends. It shows they have good taste in people, and it makes parties a lot more fun. How to be Prettier: I'm going to spend my winter wrapped in this delicious coat. And no one will know I spent only 35 dollars on it.

How to be (less) Awkward: When sleeping at friend's or a boy's house, leave the bathroom light on until you find you have the route to your room memorized. Try to avoid being the girl that sleeps over, stubs her toe, screams an expletive, and wakes the roommates.