"Invisible tears are the hardest to wipe away. Just let it out, my friend" -- Adabella Radici

How to be Smarter: Never use the whole packet of Ramon seasoning. You can just as much flavor, and much less of the salt, from half a packet. How to be Prettier: One of my most favorite snuggly winter purchases.

How to be (less) Awkward: When walking in a crowded bar, never hold a beer bottle near your face--if someone hits the bottle accidently as they flail their arms to Journey, you could chip a tooth.