"But relationships are often so hard to tame/And a Prada dress never broke my heart before" -- "Labels or Love," Fergie

How to be Smarter: Always carry a notepad and a pen in your purse. You never know when you will have that important business phone call, or get the next great idea for a dress in your head and need to sketch it that instant. How to be Prettier: Don't spend too much time in the hot tub or a hot shower. Hot water dries your skin out, making it more prone to sagging and wrinkles over time.

How to be (less) Awkward: You have too many clothes in your closet. I haven't even seen your closet and I know that. Give them away--to your sister, your friends, the community center clothing drive. More clothes doesn't make you more stylish--it makes you less able to weed out the good pieces from the bad.