"Two rules of success in life: 1. Don't tell people everything you know" -- Anonymous

How to be Smarter: If it doesn't serve a purpose and/or you don't like it, get it out of your room. Or your life. How to be Prettier: Your hair pulled to the side with one bobby pin can be made so much better by putting two bobby pins, vertically, next to each other on the side of your head.

How to be (less) Awkward: Sometimes, cute girls ruin boys' lives just for fun, because they are bored. Pretty girls can ruin sweet boys' lives by dumping them and then bothering them with they have a new girlfriend, or by picking constant fights with the current beau over nothing, or by making nice boys sad by cheating on them. But if you're going to ruin lives because you're bored, after enough time the life you start to ruin will be your own.