How to be Smarter: You can be funny without being smart. But I don't think you can be truly smart without being funny. How to be Prettier: Fur anything--faux or otherwise--should not be bought online. It needs to be tried on in a store.
How to be (less) Awkward: You must dress up for Halloween. Not an option not too. And not an option to date boys that don't want to dress up.