"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind" -- Nora Ephron

How to be Smarter: On Mondays, make an extra cup of coffee and dump it into your ice cube tray. Then, for the rest of the week, use the coffee ice cubes in your iced coffee so the drink gets less diluted once the ice cubes melt--or throw them in if you accidently make your coffee too hot. How to be Prettier: I know lots of very beautiful girls. But the ones I tend to think are the prettiest, are the ones that are also the nicest. It is actually kind of easy to be seen as pretty if you are sweet and loving and generous and funny.

How to be (less) Awkward: Sometimes I wear things that nobody else likes, and I might get to the party and feel embarrassed. But I would feel a lot more embarrassed if I let someone talk me out of what I wanted to wear.