How to be Smarter: Fairy tales aren't ambiguous. Prince Charming never made a list of things he liked and didn't like about Cinderella. Sleeping Beauty never cheated on her man. If it really is a fairy tale, and it really is happily ever after, you will know. Until then, have fun and relax. When Mister Forever does comes along, you will not wonder, you will know. How to be Prettier: One of my most loved songs is "Skeleton Key" by Margot & the Nuclear So and So's; as soon as I saw this necklace, by one of my favorite designer's (I have one of their Sweet Nothings necklaces looped around my wrist and never take it off), I knew I had to get it.
How to be (less) Awkward: You are not to wear a sequined dress to someone else's birthday party.