"I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: 'no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall'" -- Eleanor Roosevelt

How to be Smarter: You must think of your life as a music album. A few song flops doesn't necessarily prevent your album from going platinum. How to be Prettier: Mint green is a huge shade this fall for a nail color. Love it! Such a nice change from the normal fall nail colors lineup.

How to be (less) Awkward: Ladies don't date men that walk and talk with them while they have an iPod earbud in one of their ears. Ladies ask for and deserve two ears from their beloved.