How to be Smarter: There is a lot of emphasis in America on what you do for a job and the way you earn money. But don't confuse what you do to make money with what you do to make you happy, and don't let your answer to the question "where do you work?" or "what is your title?" define yourself, for good or for bad. How to be Prettier: I think it is so beautiful when people wear colors that match their eyes.
How to be (less) Awkward: You are a big girl. Big girls don't hang up on people when they are mad or being annoying. You say goodbye like a civilized person at all times.