"I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red" -- David Letterman

How to be Smarter: Fallen Princesses: I love the way these photos made me think. How to be Prettier: I think dresses that fall just below the knee tend to shorten most girls' legs in an unflattering way. 

How to be (less) Awkward: I hope you never get punched in the face at a bar. But I want you to think about what would happen if the boy you liked was standing there with you. In the one second after you get punched, does he bend to help you or does he punch the guy to defend you? I don't think there is one answer that is better than the other. I just think its interesting to think about what you would want a guy to do, and if that lines up with what your current guy would do.