"If I dated as many people as they said I have, then I would be dead, because it's just not possible" -- Lindsay Lohan

How to be Smarter: If you're riding in cars with your mom and buckling up, then when you take a cab and a perfect stranger drives you, you better be buckling your seatbelt.  How to be Prettier: Collar-less jackets look good on everyone. Less stuff around your neckline let's people focus on your pretty face. 

How to be (less) Awkward: Another site to add to my roster of things that make me laugh and give me topics to joke about off-line with my friends in real life.