"I got a FEVER! And the only prescription...is MORE COWBELL!" -- Christopher Walken

How to be Smarter: On this day in history, July 13 1985,  – the Vice President George H.W. Bush was the Acting President for the day because President Ronald Reagan was in surgery.  How to be Prettier: Summer weeknight date night outfit: this dress with these gem sandals. Lovely for cocktails down by the water or for skipping around a park picnic.

How to be (less) Awkward: Nobody likes the person that only takes the good nachos with all the toppings from the pile. You have to take a mix of the topping-laden ones from the top, and the plain ones underneath.