“You can wear him to anything. From casual to evening" -- Jimmy Fallon

How to be Smarter: Article about blog readership levels. How to be Prettier: Yellow mustard is the best choice for a hot dog condiment--it is low sugar, and usually lower fat than either ketchup or mayo. 

How to be (less) Awkward: Everyone runs into people that, for whatever reason, are intimated by you. These people could be rushees of your sorority, employees you are supervising, and/or shy younger second cousins. Make yourself appear more approachable by doing something that is human--blow your nose, trip a little, tell a funny story about something awkward and endearing you did that morning.