"My mother wanted us to understand that the tragedies of your life one day have the potential to be comic stories the next" -- Nora Ephron

How to be Smarter: Celebrate today, 7.08.09, at 4:05:06 am/pm! How to be Prettier: White leggings are almost impossible to pull off if you have pale skin. 

How to be (less) Awkward: If you hear the voice in the back of your head, saying something is not right, you must listen to it. If you don't, you are settling. Settling is one of the worst things you can do for yourself, and the future of the life you are trying to create.