"Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts" -- Charles Dickens

How to be Smarter: Sarah Haskins on YouTube's hilarious, smart observations on what it's like to be a women will make you die laughing. Some clips I recommend: here,  here, and here. How to be Prettier: No croutons on your salad--just extra calories. 

How to be (less) Awkward: Have friends in your life that will be there for the really big things, like weddings, and the really small things, like if you are somewhere and need to look cool, they will text you multiple times so your phone keeps going off.