"Don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want" -- Patrick, 10 Things I Hate about You

How to be Smarter: If you are ever in an avalanche, and you can't tell which way is up or down, spit. The way your spit goes will tell you which way is down, and you can go the opposite way. 

How to be Prettier: Pointed-toe flats elongate your legs more than rounded-toed shoes. 
How to be (less) Awkward: When drinking, stay away from salty foods like chips, peanuts, and bar nuts. The salt makes you feel dehydrated, making you want to drink more.